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Eileen Snape nee Prince had always wanted a pet. She often longed to have a cute little kitten or maybe a small puppy and every birthday and Christmas she would fervently wish for a small companion. Her parents being the strict people they were had never allowed it. One day her husband had bought her a pet but it was not a cute cuddly fluff ball but a snake which he knew she had a phobia of. Nevertheless she bestowed upon him the name Severus. Severus did not like living in a cage where Lady-Who-Shakes stared at him in resentment and that Big-and-Mean would often pick up a shake for fun. So one day he got out and slithered into the woods. Ne

My old friend And comforter Your worn, maple scented Pages absorb my tears And bring me much Joy In your black-inked Words.

Life is full of Broken dreams Like rainbow colored crystals Shattered beyond repair Light reflects them Enticing all to come Out of the darkness And harm themselves on their dreams

I have lost my mind It has been gone a long while But I don't need it

Love became a man Then we bound him to a tree And left him to die

Mr. Lumberjack, Inclosed with this letter is a call to court. In case your puny mind cannot understand my sophisticated phraseology let me put it in more blunt terms. I am suing you. A brainless creature that has obviously been dropped on the head far too many times as a child such as yourself might even be confused as to why. You performed surgery on my person without my consent and without a degree in the medical field and you inflicted bodily harm upon myself with no evidence for harassment on my part. In simpler terms that are no doubt easier for your miniscule brain to understand, you cut me open without my permission and without any ide